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Casino Royale
Deck The
Halls
Flushed Away
Happy Feet
The Holiday
The Nativity
Story
Santa Clause 3
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What's the most
popular wine at Christmas? |
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I don't like sprouts! |
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Mum, Can I have a
dog for Christmas? |
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No - have turkey
the same as everyone else... |
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Who delivers
presents to baby sharks at Christmas? |
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Santa Jaws! |
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What do snowmen eat
for breakfast? |
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Snowflakes |
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Why does Santa have 3
gardens? |
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So he can Ho, Ho, Ho! |
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What do you call
people who are afraid of Santa Claus? |
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Claustrophobic |
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If athletes get
athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? |
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Missile-toe! |
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Where can you find
literature about Santa's assistants? |
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In the Elf-help
section. |
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What does a cat on the
beach have in common with Christmas? |
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Sandy Claws! |
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Thank you It’s Christmas
time again, the year has flown by and Communications
Solutions UK would like to thank all our customers for your
custom and loyalty during 2006.
We appreciate your business and do not take it for
granted, thank you!
Again at Communications Solutions UK we do not want to
take those who are less fortunate than ourselves for
granted either.
So this year we are making a donation to a charity
that is close to our hearts. The NSPCC (see "On
a serious note" below).
The donation we have
made is instead of sending
cards and gifts to our customers, and we thank you for
helping us to help those that need our help.
Do enjoy the festive frivolity that follows.
Hopefully at least some of the Christmas cracker' jokes
will be new to you!
May we take this opportunity to wish you and your
families a merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous new year.
From all at Communications Solutions UK. |
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| First Woman:
You know, when I hear that carol about "We
Three Kings" and stories about the Three Wise
Men who visited the baby Jesus Christ, I often
wonder what would have happened had they
been three wise women.
Second Woman:
I'll tell you what. For a start they would have
arrived on time, mainly because they would have
the intelligence to ask for directions along the
way. They would have helped to deliver the baby,
cleaned and tidied up the stable and made a meal
for Joseph and Mary. Above all, they would have taken
the trouble to bring along some really useful
and practical gifts. |
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With apologies to Fairpack customers! |
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| Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey
was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit
on the head by a turkey and a string of
sausages. He managed to keep control of his
mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be
struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a
dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.
With great skill he managed to steer the horse
to the front of the field once more when, on the
run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of
sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted,
he succeeded in coming only second, but
immediately went to the stewards to complain
that he had been seriously hampered |
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For an entertaining Santa story, click above..... |
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On a serious note..... |
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It's Christmas, like it or not, politically
correct or not, it's on us again. It's also
often said that Christmas is a time for children
and we have to agree! However there are some
children who may not enjoy this time of year
quite as
much as they should, therefore give just a
little thought to helping out the people who are
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The NSPCC
The London Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Children was founded in 1884 and changed its name to The
National Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Children
(NSPCC) in 1889 .
Its aim then was to protect children from cruelty,
support vulnerable families, campaign for changes to the
law and raise awareness about abuse.
Today, the NSPCC looks very different but its purpose
remains the same: to end cruelty to children.
The NSPCC's work
- They have 177 community-based projects and run
the Child Protection Helpline and ChildLine in the
UK and the Channel Islands.
- Most of their work is with children, young
people and their families.
- They also work to achieve cultural, social and
political change - influencing legislation, policy,
practice, public attitudes and behaviours and
delivering services for the benefit of young people.
Their aim
To see a society where all children are loved, valued
and able to fulfil their potential. To do this, they
have four objectives:
- To mobilise everyone to take action to end child
cruelty.
- To give children the help, support and
environment they need to stay safe.
- To find ways of working with communities to keep
children safe from cruelty.
- To be, and be seen as, someone to turn to for
children and young people.
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So how can you help?
On a personal level why not consider joining
the NSPCC's Full Stop scheme? On a corporate
level why not consider becoming a partner and do
something positive?
Go see the NSPCC's website for full details:
www.nspcc.org.uk
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....go on! You know it
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We would welcome contributions or suggestions for other news
worthy items. Equally we invite you to use this newsletter as a
forum to discuss important issues, please email us at
info@com-solutions.co.uk with your comments and
suggestions. |
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