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Communications Solutions UK Limited

5 Woodside Bus. Park
Whitley Wood Lane
Reading
Berkshire
RG2 8LW
T: 0844 477 1622
F: 0844 477 1633

Xmas Opening Hours:
Close 23rd Dec 4pm
Back to normal 3rd Jan
 

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it!

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells, Jungle bells...!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause!

What does Father Christmas call his money?

Iced lolly!

Before we have some Christmas fun, there is the serious stuff to get through.
But make sure you get to the end...                                             
                                        ...your patience will be rewarded!

It's six months now since GN Netcom introduced their ‘Fast Swap’ repair service. We pioneered it from the beginning and have worked closely with GN Netcom to make it a success.

Our in-house team have dealt with all kinds of problems and equipment repairs. Erika, who is the primary contact on the repair desk, has compiled a ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ check list all about the repair service.

As it is always helpful to put a face to a name, here is the team that have made it all possible. Erika and Christine are the repair help desk contacts you will speak to when you call us at Communications Solutions UK and Nadja processes the repairs at the actual repair centre itself.

Headset Repair FAQ | GN Netcom Repair Website

At this time of year, many of us have to turn our minds to budgets and planning. If you are doubtful that you will secure capital funding for your headsets, have you ever considered rental? Whatever your time period or staffing numbers, we can offer packages to suit. With a ‘total care package’, all repairs, replacement ear cushions, microphone covers and voicetubes are included. What’s more the expenditure is predictable.

Rental is a simple cost-effective solution which makes your funds go further and provides full health and safety compliance. Call us see if we can help.....

	How do I pull my Christmas Cracker whilst on the telephone?
	Wear a telephone headset and be hands free
	How do I stop the noise from the Office Party being heard by my caller?
	Make sure that you are wearing a Noise Cancelling Headset
	How can I answer the phone whilst cleaning glasses in the kitchen?
	Use a cordless headset with Remote Handset Lifter
	How can I eat my mince pie wearing a headset?
	Wear a Plantronics CS60 Micro with the small microphone boom
	How do we have a dance and stay on the telephone?
	Wear GN9120 cordless headset
	How do I drink my champagne?
	Wear a GN6210 or Plantronics Voyager Bluetooth headset

For more deep and meaningful questions see our website....

Every year around this time we make an attempt to create a masterpiece of culinary delight but alas, we have yet to sample even a tiny morsel of it.

Here's the recipe we use:

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quality - try another cup. Open second quart, if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter which). Sample the rum again. Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find. Wix mell. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to bed.

Now you know why we never get any.....

Well done!!!
You've made it to the end - hope you enjoyed our little newsletter...                 
                                                                                 ...see you in the New Year